My predictable horriblescope
Sagittarius(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You have so much to look forward to because lucky Jupiter is in your sign for the first time in 12 years. This is perfect timing: you're preparing for some kind of immediate success down the road, and Jupiter is greasing the wheels for everything to fall into place. The Romans called Jupiter "Jove," hence the origin of the term "jovial." Having Jupiter in your sign will boost your happiness quotient this year, attracting people and opportunities to you. Its ability to attract wealth and good things might even make you gain weight! Jupiter also heralds the beginning of a new 12-year learning cycle -- this is the year to discover who you are. You will be happy with the impression you leave on others, and your greater self-confidence and poise will impress the world. Encounters with others will work to your advantage. This will be a lucky year for you. Your Sagittarius mantra "I appreciate who I am and what I have."