The sounds of my nose
I have really loud sneezes.
I am not bragging, I hate them.
Working in a library when you sneeze as loudly as I do everyone knows that you have just sneezed.
It is a little embarassing when you sneeze and people step out of the stacks to look at you.
And the thing that really drives me nuts is that when I was a younger boy I used to hate how loud my father sneezed and was so thankful that I did not.
and now I do.
And I don't like it.
How do I get a more dainty effeminate sneeze? My sneeze is the butchest thing about me.