Michael Thomas Ford Doesn't Love Me (or return my emails)

On Sunday Monster Squad and I were having a fight over the usual nonsense. I tell him everything - he retains none of it.
So I said to him "I bet Michael Thomas Ford remembers everything his partner says" and he dared me to email him to find out if that was true.
So just to be a jerk I did.
And MTF has not emailed me back.
So apparently all men are jerks.