I'm amazed you don't find me delicious

I did it.
Today I did 1000 crunches.
Actually I did 1007 crunches becuase I just felt like it.
I bet that I regret this tommorrow, but at least I filled a goal that I have wanted to do for the past 6 and a half years.
Yeah clap for me.
In other news there is this other guy at the gym who I have been smiling at and trying to talk to and this morning I said Hello to him as we were leaving and he got shy and ran away. That is sort of cute and totally the story of my life at the exact same time.
Sigh.
In the story of my life you barely get a mention.