I would rather have a runny nose than a runny brain

I woke up with a cold.
I feel awful.
I am highly medicated.
I can not function.
Even the most simple of tasks seem to be taking all of my brain power and my brain pistons are not firing at all.
I want to be better.
I have a hot date with Monster Squad tomorrow and somehow I don't think he is into phlegm play.
Bleh.