Sunday, January 21, 2007

I could not have said it better myself

I found this on Urban Dictionary.


3.
homosexual

636 up, 255 down

A term for someone who feels affection for someone else of the same gender. They are usually hated by idiots who think they're so smart.1) Religious fuckheads - They think that they're going to go to heaven if they hate whoever goes against the bible. They think they're doing what God wants by parading around, shouting "GOD HATES FAGS, LOL!". They act like they have no once sinned, ever. Shit, nowadays, EVERYTHING in the bible can be a sin. Masturbation is a sin. Hell, even lust is a sin. Not even the AMISH can live a truly sinless life. But do these idiots know that? Nooooo. They think God will approve of their idiocy, when in reality, they know about as much as God as a piece of shit on the sidewalk knows about existance.2) Anti-Aids: For some reason, 91% of the people who have AIDS all live in Africa. People are always giving homosexuals this bullshit about how AIDS was gods punishment for being gay, yet nobody ever says that it's Gods punishment for being black. Fucking morons.3) The OMG EEEEW ITS SO GROOOOOOS people - If it's so gross, don't fucking watch it, idiots. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. So don't be a stupid assfuck. If it grosses you out, just get away. Sure, maybe there are some gays who will start hitting on you. But who the fuck cares? If you're really comfortable with your sexuality, and you have the maturity of at least someone who is 11, you'll shut the fuck up and deal with it. If these homosexuals want to plug each others asses, let them, you dipshits. 4) the closet fags - These kind of idiots will do anything to keep their sexuality undercover, and that includes calling other people faggots, and doing anything to prove that you aren't gay. Dude, if you aren't gay, then why would you be such an asshole about it? If someone thinks you're gay, why the fuck should you care? Homophobics are uncultured fucks who should go fuck themselves and die.
I hate homosexuals because I'm a close-minded fuckface.

3 Comments:

At Monday, 22 January, 2007, Blogger graymama said...

Unfortunately, my parents probably fall into each category of idiot.

 
At Tuesday, 23 January, 2007, Blogger Timmy said...

LOL - gota love Urban Dictionary!

 
At Wednesday, 24 January, 2007, Blogger St. Dickeybird said...

Be honest. That wasn't Urban Dictionary, it was the Encyclopedia Brittanica, wasn't it?

 

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