The art of early morning seduction
So a very strange thing happened to me on the way to the gym today. I was walking up Alexander st, having just crossed at Church when this young man who had been walking away in a different direction began to follow me. The conversation went like this:
guy - How are you doing this fine morning?
me - Fine
guy - Would you be into me seducing you?
me - Not right now.
guy - Why not?
me - I am on the way to the gym.
guy - Well have a good work out.
me - Thanks. Sorry.
guy - Hey don't worry about it.
And then he went a different direction. So I have no idea what that was about, I have never been propositioned like that and I can not tell if he was on drugs, was a hooker (I am doubting that) or just some horny guy in the morning who thought I was cute. Either way it made for a strange, strange morning.
And why the hell did I not say yes? No, instead I opted to go to the gym - there is something seriously wrong with my life that that was the decision I made.
2 Comments:
But you didn't scowl at him, or look around to see who he was talking to. You responded! A step in the right direction. One bit at a time. Soon you'll be pulling them into the nearest alleyway.
Surprise propositions can flummox anyone.
Just be prepared to drop trou next time - you'll probably be better off than a gym visit.
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