Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Watch out or Humper will get you (and that could be horrible!)

This is the type of stuff I find at work all the time. Who said being a librarian was boring!?


At Wednesday, 22 June, 2005, Blogger No one asked us said...

Here is what the small print says:
Orgasms are funny things.
IN seconds, an orgasm can go from pleasurable spasm to nightmare terror. Especially when two or more go off at one time.
One young couple, overeager, were responsible for an apartment house collapse that killed 37 people.
A Des Moines, Iowa, woman and two houseguests were severely injured when a mirror fell on them during an afternoon frolic.
Their Mistakes?
THey all came simultaneously. And they came too hard. Even one teenager, acting alone, can cause masonary to topple, endangering others.
Humper the rabbit suggests a simple 3 point system for protection.
1. Don't come together. Check with your neighbours, too - stagger your schedules.
2. Take it easy. Restraint is its own reward.
3. Men, wear prophylactics to control sensitivity.
Remember as Humper always says :

At Thursday, 23 June, 2005, Blogger St. Dickeybird said...

That's brilliant!
But why does Humpers line make me think that he's saying "don't get into bed with me if you ain't gonna finish the job!"

At Monday, 27 June, 2005, Blogger Snooze said...

I've been meaning to ask - was this from Playboy? What a hoot! I'll never be able to look at Smokey the Bear in the same way again...


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