It's hard to walk without strings

I saw a dermatologist yesterday (originally I wrote "the" but I don't think he is the only one) and he is know referring me to a atopic dermatitis specialist who will decide if I need to have allergy testing.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Once again I think that Dr's build their careers on referals. It almost seems like the one's who bought all the beer in med school and coasted on charm are now calling in favours for the one's who drank the beer and did the work.
The dermatologist did give me a brand new prescription for some great cream that has just hit the market in Canada.
I was reading the label last night and it said "Hoe Cream"
Ha! Apparently you can apply twice a day and it will make your slutty side go away.
I just want to know how he knew.
Oh too droll. I am so witty sometimes.

Sigh.