I wished upon some stars, but they were only satellites
So I have decided to name The Guy I Insist on Hanging Out With as Travel Agent.
I have decided this because he loves travelling and he knows far too much about all the different travel types (planes, trains, etc) and went as a flight attendant for Halloween.
Also he has all the subway stops memorised. I told him that I got off at the third last stop going West and he knew which one it was. I found this oddly adorable.