Oh just twist it make a point and stick it in!

I have decided that I am going to try being a slut. But I need advice on this from you blogger types. I have never been one so I don't know how, but I think that it would be important to my development. So how do I just become a meaningless sex object?

The first and most important thing in this arena is that I refuse to lower my standards. You can not fuck the unfuckable. You just can't. (or at least I can't) So how do I get the guys who are up to my standards to sleep with me? (by saying sleep I mean have sexual intercourse, just so we are clear on that)

I have never been good at meeting boys but I have noticed that of late I seem to be atracting more of them. This is a good thing. Several cute boys who are in my standards range have approached me at the different places where I work and hit on me. And I liked it! I really really liked it and I want more. Like names, phone numbers, their genitalia rubbing up against me somewhere (hell anywhere really - no its okay go ahead and stick it in my eye. I don't mind. Just do not ejaculate cause I bet that would hurt)

So here is what I need advice on. How do I approach boys in that oh so natural way that you are supposed to do so. You know what I mean. The be yourself thing. I always find that difficult. And if you're not attracted to them but they are still in your range of amicable standards does it make you shallow to just sleep ( you know what I mean) and then toss them aside?

And what happens when we have two of the same sexual position signs in bed at once (you know top and a top, bottom and a bottom - why can't everyone just be versatile? Huh? What is wrong wit y'all?)

And the final question is, where do we go to meet these boys who are in my age range (late 20's) and are cute and willing?

Thank you in advance for the advice.