Just shoot me now! Please.
I have a knot in the muscle on the left side of my jaw.
It really fucking hurts.
Apparently I am much more stressed out than I thought I was. Hmmm, what is that about?
Sigh.
I want it to go away, it hurts. More than a knot probably anywhere else on my body except maybe my anus, but luckily I have never had a knot in my sphincter muscle.
Save me, please?
posted by No one asked us @ 5:11 PM
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8 Comments:
Aw honey, you need that nice boy from the gym to massage that knot for you.
I won't punch that one, don't worry.
I hope it goes away soon. I also vote for the cute gym guy to massage it out.
Vodka is a really, really good muscle relaxant.
Just a hint..
Oh, or the gym guy.
Or both.
Stress sucks! You should go get your gym guy!
It pains me to say this, but gym guy has a boyfriend.
No getting his help for my stressed out body.
Too bad, huh? He's cute!
:(
A threesome! Even better darling. Weren't you planning on becoming a slut?
Snooze, you beat me to the line!
:)
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