Good News for sexually active calorie counters

I just found out that a tablespoon of semen has about 5 calories.

I had always heard it was around 100 calories.

So now those of us who are watching our waists can indulge in oral activities more often.

Perhaps in performing fellatio one can curb cravings for more caloric ridden indulgences.

(but I find usually lack of sex is the reason we indulge in chocolate therapy in the first place)