Today's horoscope and it had better be true!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

If only all your days—and nights—could be like this: e-mails full of sweet nothings, poetic testimonials to your charms, and sexy squeals of pleasure from your lover’s touch. Or if he can’t make it, some sinewy queer with chiseled cheekbones, sensual lips, and a manroot that would have a sculptor groping for his pot of clay.