The Shaving Cream Knows
This morning I shaved.
Not really a life changing event.
But I noticed while running those 3 blades across my face that some renegade cream had formed an upside down valentines heart on the tile of my bathroom wall.
I have decided that this is a sign.
Of what I am not sure, but it is a sign nonetheless.
Does this mean that I will meet someone and fall in love?
Does it mean I will have dirty nasty bathroom sex with the manager who I stared down at work yesterday?
Or will I cut myself shaving and bleed a lot?
I don't know.
What does everyone predict?
posted by No one asked us @ 11:09 AM
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2 Comments:
You will end up upside-down engaged in dirty bathroom sex involving foam and blood.
And dammit - you'll love it!
that fallen hearts are as temporary and goey as dripping foam.
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